Blogging While High, Ep 1: What happen to the story in porn?

What kind of pornography do you own? Do you just like the straight stuff? Maybe you like a particular flavor? Are you into some sort of funny, weird or even “carnal” fetish?

Well, I am into porn that has a damn storyline, a plot! Everything goes straight to the glory but where’s the process? Where’s the glory road? I see a porno these days and it’s usually just two people straight fuckin? We don’t know who’s who, how they met, or why they’re doing what they’re doing. Is this a nurse/patient situation? Who’s the nurse or patient? Why are they fucking?
SOMEONE FILL IN THE BLANKS.

I’m tired of seeing only this wham bam thank you ma’am shit. What are we teaching the youth? Well I am not that far removed from high school, bout 10 years. But, I read the news. Those kids these days are fucking like rabbits! They got accessories, hand signals and gang signs developed just for fucking. A WHOLE FUCKING NEW INDUSTRY DEVELOPED FROM KIDS JUST WANTING TO FUCK… like what? Todaaaaay’s porn! It don’t teach them anything ‘cept how to fuck! They ain’t even awkward about it anymore.

Anyway, I say we need to bring back some plot in our porn! Who remembers Debbie Does Dallas? The cheerleaders were fucking to help get money for Debbie to get on a bus to go somewhere. That’s a reason. That guy is getting a blowjob to help Debbie! That’s noble! I can respect that. There’s Co-ed Fever where Traci Lords boned her brother to help him get over his fear of girls. Taboo where all kinds of family members are fucking each other. And Devil in Miss Jones where a woman is trying to fuck her way out of hell. Where are you gonna find those wild teacher/student sex scenes?

I think the future of porn is in the past but by real actors? Who wouldn’t want to have Omar Epps give the business to Vivica Fox in Higher Learning? How about Brad Pitt boning Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith? And other titles.. The Matrix, Jason’s Lyric, How Stella Got Her Groove Back..and uh oh.. Driving Miss Daisy… and ooohhhh I am gonna get in trouble for this.. Brokeback Mountain! Whoa! Not my cup of tea either, but there’s a market for it.
Anyway, my high is subsiding. I’ll be back!