Seed Sites Need Marijuana Porn

6 comments, 23/02/2010, by , in Grow Shop
I am sure many of my (3 or 4; lol) readers has visited a site that sells marijuana seeds. I know I visit them all the time. The next strains that I have my eyes on include Brainstorm and Mazar. I have some history with Brainstorm. And, Mazar, as I’ve read, is supposed to be an aphrodisiac for the ladies.. heh heh heh.

That’s neither here nor there…

The problem that I have with these sites is how they present the images of marijuana or marijuana porn. Most times, I can’t see shit. If you ask me, all the images might as well be the same save for the major differences in color from purples to deep greens to orange hairs and so on.

When I visit sites for specific strains of marijuana, I don’t even bother looking at the pictures. I already know their small. I’ll see them because they’re there but I am always disappointed. I want BIGGER pictures and I want to see more pictures as well. While the descriptions are usually incredible, bigger images are still good for folks to see just what kind of buds can be grown.

Beyond that, who doesn’t love some great “marijuana porn”.

Well, I’ll quit bitchin’. I figure it’s better to lead by example. Unfortunately, I don’t have a site for the purposes of selling marijuana seeds since I don’t sell marijuana or the seeds. However, I do have some killer pictures of Princess Diesel. So, if I had a marijuana seeds to sell, I’d present the strain like…

Princess Diesel

Breeder
Reservoir Seeds

Environment
Indoor/Outdoor

Flower Time
8 to 9 weeks

Description
The Grimm’s Ice Princess meets Rez’s Sour Diesel. Fat, quick plants that finish at 56 days,with superb yield and specifically bred for lower odor, for the stealth indoor grower with odor control problems.

Grower Testimonials
“PD had a lemon diesel fuel/cleaner smell as well.” -Anon

“We called it “giggle weed” as it put a major grin on our faces for hours.” -Anon

“Seems like the Sour Diesel is dominant.” -Anon

“She’s a pretty resistant strain putting up with my newbie grower mistakes. Can’t wait to see what the smoke is like.” -Anon

Price
I don’t sell seeds. This is just an example!! HA!

Now, go visit some sites that sell marijuana seeds. They’re expert growers, seed breeders, with award winning strains. The descriptions speak a lot. They make a lot of money. Why can’t they put up a decent picture of the marijuana that they’re trying to sell? Wouldn’t you, as a potential customer, like to really see what the seeds you’re about to buy can put out? I know I would like to see better images.

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  • Anonymous

    What a great resource!

  • Anonymous

    i ordered from bcbuddepot.com — their site rocked dude. lots of pics and good descriptions. the prices were competitive too.

  • Anonymous

    Try this place http://www.bcseeds.com/